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JC eCig update!

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

JC e-Cig update: We first off would like to thank you for your passion and persistence in staying on us about our e-cig launch.  It’s because of your unwavering support and continued business that we have spent the last 6 months developing, tweaking and re-tweaking our e-cig to offer a truly unparalleled vaping experience. We are anxious to get our model to market and have you to try it! Our beta testers have put it through the wringer and offered up last minute adjustments. We are now in the final phase of making sure all “i”s are dotted and “t”s crossed. We know this is not the announcement you were all hoping for but like we have said all along, it will be worth the wait.  Please stay tuned to Facebook for top secret “teaser” leaks in the upcoming weeks. Thanks again for your continued business, loyalty and understanding.

Bob Kieckbusch
Executive Vice President, Product Development

Solstice & Tundra!

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Attention JC fans! You spoke and we listened! Due to an overwhelming positive response to our limited edition flavors, as of today, February 1, 2012, both Solstice and Tundra have been added to our official lineup and both will now be available in 30mL bottles.

As always, thank you for your continued business and support.

- JC Team

‘Twas the night before a Johnson Creek Christmas…

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

While our Johnson Creek family is enjoying the next few days off with our families, we wanted to take a moment to wish you a very happy holiday season. No matter what you celebrate, we hope you celebrate it with your favorite Johnson Creek Smoke Juice. We’ll be back bright and early on Tuesday morning to pack and ship all the orders. Until then, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza!

Making its 3rd annual appearance, our own version of ‘Twas the night before Christmas!

Twas the night before Shipping Deadlines, when all through the Creek,

Every creature was packing, even our IT geek;

The packages were stuffed in bins with care,

In hopes that UPS soon would be there;

The LEGAL ADULTS were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Premium Smoke Juice danced in their heads;

Lab Techs were slaving away in their lab, and I at my desk,

Had just settled down for an e-mail-filled night,

When out in the field there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter!

Away to the doors I flew like a flash,

Ran out through the snow, expecting a crash!

Cold as it was, with my e-cig glowing blu,

wishing I was still at my desk, puffing off my pass through,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a Johnson Creek sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

With our boss as the driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment he was impersonating St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his production crew came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by other names;

“Get to work now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the hill! To the top of the wall!

Now hurry! Dash away! Go faster all!”

As dry atomizers that cause curses to fly,

When they meet with a deadline, bottles piled high to the sky,

So off to the post office they flew,

With the truck full of orders, the boss riding shotgun, too.

And then, in a rush, we found the door locked,

We all stood there looking more than a little shocked.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the sidewalk old St. Nick came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

An empty bag he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a robber, ready to fill his pack.

His eyes — how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;

The sight of a mini he held tight in his teeth,

And the thick vapor encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled his bag with the orders; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, into the post office he rose;

The boss sprang back to his truck, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they flew down the street like a missile.

But I heard him exclaim, as we drove out of sight,

“Happy Holiday vaping to all, Santa sure bailed us out tonight.”

For All That They Do, Thank You To Our Vets!

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Our veterans throughout the years have given us so much that we can only hope to realize the benefits that we have because of them. I served 10 years in the Army and was willing to do what ever was asked of me to serve my country. This is something that hundreds of thousands of our fellow citizens are willing to do at this moment, and what millions have taken the oath to do since the beginning of our country.

In some cases the cost is life itself, something that some of the veterans coming back from war would say is not the worst sacrifice. Veteran’s day, Memorial day and the Fourth of July are specific times that I put some thought into what has been sacrificed and how much we have lost and gained by it. I often think about these things besides on these days, but the weight of the sacrifice on these days tends to put me in a different mood. I walk a little taller, but am more prone to melancholy, I am certainly more judgmental as most veterans will understand.

To those who have, and are, serving our country, I and the entire team at Johnson Creek, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for what you have given us and what you have sacrificed to ensure the integrity of our country and our way of life. I urge everyone to take some time to thank a veteran for all that they have done.

 

Michael Galesky

President

Johnson Creek Enterprises

Why I’ll Remember Steve Jobs

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Steve Jobs died today and that really sucks. It sucks because although I didn’t know him personally, he had an impact on me and the world at large in a way that very few people do anymore.

In a society that has largely turned into a simpering lot of petty milquetoast political correctness and ineffectual do-nothings, Steve Jobs had the guts to recognize that good wasn’t good enough at a time when most barely bothered to aspire to mediocrity.

His methods were brash, rude, cocky and sometimes a bit crazy. He was one of those people you either loved or hated. In short, he didn’t suffer fools because he didn’t have time to. There was too much to do. Too much greatness to be had. And if you didn’t understand that, or didn’t want to go along with it, then don’t let the door hit you on the way out. And he meant it.

For me though, it really never had anything to do with Apple’s products. Yes, I use them – a lot. But it was his courage that made an impact on me. Courage to drag everyone kicking and screaming if necessary into a realm of excellence. A realm not familiar to most. It was just nice to know that someone still cared about being the best.

When I was a kid, my dad brought home a gleaming white box with a brand new Apple 2c in it. I had no idea what it did and I didn’t care. All I knew was that it was amazing and beautiful and that I was sure I’d be able to do incredible things on it! Well, many Apple computers (and yes, my much loved Newton) later, I finally had a chance to work for the company founded in a garage those many years ago. It was a dream come true. And though I left Apple to start Johnson Creek, Apple never left me. We use only Macs here in our offices and indeed many of the original Johnson Creek team members are former Apple employees.

But wait a minute. We’re talking about a computer company, right? I mean, who gets all weepy and nostalgic over a computer company? Well, anyone who’s used a Mac or an iPod or an iPhone knows. They know that Apple and it’s products and it’s founders were about much, much more – and that’s why we save our old iMac boxes, doodle little Apple logos in our notebooks, stand in line for thirteen hours, save every set of iPod earbuds, pour over rumor sites, and of course, save each and every Apple sticker that comes in those gleaming, beautiful boxes.

It’s safe to say that had Steve Jobs not reminded us how to demand excellence of ourselves and each other, had he not shown us how to be a little insane, and had he not shown us that the only thing to do is to follow your dreams, it is quite unlikely I would have ever had the nerve to start my own company.

So that’s why today sucks. We lost a visionary during an era when there aren’t many other visionaries out there. And that’s a bit scary. Fortunately though, Mr. Jobs left us a legacy that good isn’t good enough.

It has to be insanely great.

Please check out the below (2) videos, the first is from a famous Apple advertisement and the second is the 2005 Stanford University Commencement Speech delivered by Steve Jobs. Both videos are well worth your time.

- Christian Berkey, CEO Johnson Creek Enterprises

The Crazy Ones

Stanford University Commencement Speech

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